About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
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How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
“I know what you are.”
“Say it.”
“A Pokemon Master.”
(Source: setyourphaserstostun)
is that homestuck in the top right corner secluded from everyone else
is homestuck like the fire nation or something
Hipster
Fandom
Food
Anime
Long ago, the four nations of tumblr lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Homestuck fandom attacked.
Only Tumblr Savior, master of all four categories could stop them.
But when Tumblr needed it most, it crashed.
100 hours past and the fandoms discovered our new avatar,
an air bender named David. Although his Maintenance skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to take on Andrew.remember when
(Source: sabdot)
the very touch of you corrupts.
(Source: uncommondreams)
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
…WAIT A MINUTE, ANDERSON COOPER!
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and dreamed of para-para-paradise.
You know why God cast me down? Because I loved him more than anything. And then God created… you. The little hairless apes. And then he asked all of us to bow down before you: to love you more than him. And I said; “Father, I can’t.” I said, “These human beings are flawed. Murderous.” And for that, God had Michael cast me into Hell. Now tell me: does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right. Look what six billion of you have done to this thing. And how many of you blamed me for it?
We named our party playlist “Daddy Issues”:
∟Lucifer
